derinthescarletpescatarian:

outburstsoftheordinary:

theotheristhedoctor:

dunkstein:

dunkstein:

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

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I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

a t o m i z e d

petalsonfacesnovinesthough:

paulgadzikowski:

fremedon:

ratgirl-big-tits:

ruckuscauser:

shredsandpatches:

mr-craig:

finally-figured-it-out:

finally-figured-it-out:

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Verdun

There once was a man from the sticks
Whose limericks stopped at line six.
They were fine till line five
Then they took quite a dive —
But the problem is easy to fix
If you just ignore the last line, it doesn’t even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I’ve really lost control of this thing I’m so sorry…

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

@limerickshere

There once was a fellow named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He replied, “Yes, I know–
It’s because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.”

On Tumblr did lasses and lads
Their way with fail poetry had.
You’re having your fun
But you’re fooling no one -
It takes skill to do something this bad.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who collected his rain in a bucket

But when he fell out of bed

It got stuck on his head

Keep reading

adz:

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an Iraqi gamer’s beautiful review of Disco Elysium

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baronessofmischief:

ratcarney:

y’all ever see a piece of fan content about your favorite character that is so horrifically different from what you personally believe and you just

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Looking into the tags of your favorite character like—

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supreme-leader-stoat:

2urban2fantasy:

supreme-leader-stoat:

I’m afraid that I have the worldbuilder’s disease and it is terminal.

Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?

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madamezuki:

thefirstpaleontologist:

sharkodactyl:

i really do think about this video every single time i’m on the freeway

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i think about this every time I’m behind a truck

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Final Destination 2 left a mark on society.

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aqueerkettleofish:

prismatic-bell:

cupcakeshakesnake:

pomrania:

mozzarella-shenanigans:

thatsthat24:

ask-ickle-mod:

cockaspiel:

shiropoint:

This is mesmerizing to watch.

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

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Holy………..shmokes…….

Oh?? My god??

I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.

HOLY SHIT

To piggyback off @pomrania: remember the commercials during the Disney renaissance for the Masterpiece Collection? (Holy shit, I’m officially old.)


If they’d had modern levels of computer technology back then, this would have been one of those commercials.


It’s THAT smoothly done.


Also? As a person who’s hard of hearing: while the lip sync isn’t perfect if you know how to lipread, it is DAMN close. Like. This creator literally took the time to match the clips to the lyrics. That by itself is difficult enough, but to then do it AND time the shots to flow seamlessly into each other?


Someday I want someone to love me the way this creator loves Disney, is what I’m saying.

Next. Level.

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tydye-goat64:

silver-flame-alchemist:

dankxsinatra:

memewhore:

I’m so used to boomers ruining social media platforms but these fine gentlemen singlehandedly made tiktok worth it.

I love everything about this. They all Get It. They’re doing this comedy thing RIGHT.

This is the best video I seen today!

doctorslippery:

animentality:

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Knew I should’ve went on a nostalgia buying spree. Allan is probably worth a fortune right now.

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